Thursday, May 15, 2008

Jared's Thingie

Yeah, you went there, you know it.

I got this from Jared's blog and he thought it would be fun to make all of us (his loyal readers) copy/paste and post on our own blogs.

It's from the game "Would you rather"....

Would you rather:
Eat a can of cat food -or- eat 7 whole lemons (seeds, pulp, juice, and rind)?
Eat a can of cat food (with a splash of Tabasco).

Have one child who is totally out of control -or- 9 children who are well behaved angels? If I had the money, 9 well-behaved kids.

Have an attractive spouse with a hideously annoying laugh -or- an attractive spouse who is a really bad dresser?
Really bad dresser. I can dress him if it's really horrible.

Without ever being able to wash them, be forced to forever use the same bath towel -or- sleep in the same sheets?
Sleep in the same sheets.

Publicly mud wrestle your spouse -or- a stranger?
Stranger, providing it was one of the opposite sex. That way I can cop a feel.

Wake up one day and not recognize your friends and family -or- wake up one day and have them not recognize you? Have them not recognize me. I can have them get to know me all over again.

Have very, very smelly underarm sweat -or- non-odorous underarm sweat that nonetheless causes terrible stains on all your clothes?
Non-odorous sweat. I can change clothes.


Have one thick, furry eyebrow across your entire forehead -or- an inordinate amount of ear and nose hair that cannot be removed?
Eyebrow


Have all your friends be smarter than you -or- have all your friends be much better looking than you?
Better looking.

As a 25 year old, forget your entire childhood up to age 15 -or- lose your memory of the last 5 years?
If it wasn't for my daughter, I'd say the last 5 years, but since she's in my life, I have to say my childhood.

As a groom, forget the ring -or- be one hour late for your wedding?
Neither, I'm not a groom.

Be offensive -or- incredibly passive?
incredibly passive (it pisses people off just as much but doesn't exert as much energy!)

Share your home with 6 90 year old men and 6 90 year old women -or- 2 ostriches?
Ostriches. I think they're cool.


Get free gas for your car or the next 5 years -or- be exempt from speeding tickets for the rest of your life?
Free gas.


Have the power to read minds -or- the power to make anyone fall in love with you? Read minds, but only ones I want to read, not everyone at the same time

Spend every minute for the rest of your life indoors -or- outdoors?
Outdoors, hands down.


Hang upside down suspended from the Eiffel Tower by a nylon cord -or- be strapped to the wing of a flying airplane with only duct tape?
Eiffel Tower

Be 6 feet tall and ugly -or- 3 feet tall and beautiful?
3 feet tall and beautiful.

Be stranded on an island for 2 years with 20 friends -or- with a group of 20 famous people of your choosing?
Friends, hands down.

Be stuck in a warm, dark place -or- a cold, light place?
cold, light place.

Have a photo place always lose your photos -or- have the airlines always lose your luggage?
Luggage

7 really cool people who give a rat's patootie:

Carrie

Very, very wise choices! I laughed out loud at the copping a feel comment ... too funny (and too much like me)!

Tiffany

You are too funny. Thanks for coming by my blog!
I will definitely be back. Love you profile pic..
"Eat Me"... so good.

Heather

I just followed your link from Tiffany's blog. VERY cute blog. I'll be back!!

Lisa

A lot of my answers would be the same as yours! I have visited your blog before but I don't think I have ever left a comment. I am impressed with how many entried you already have for May and the month is only half over. I will definitely have to come back for a longer visit when I have time- I see you have some posts about my favorite topic- poop! ha ha

Thanks for visiting my blog!

Mama Dawg

Thanks guys for coming over. I'll link back to you guys to check you out as well!

scargosun

They were hard questions. I applaud your choices. Maybe you and I can share the can of cat food. ;)

Mama Dawg

LOL!

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