Ha, Ha! Very Funny...Ya Bastards!
Well, I hope the entire hospital enjoyed the underwear covered ass show I performed today.
Apparently, when I went to the potty earlier this morning, my skirt got hung up in my underwear.
I knew I kept feeling a breeze, but I never checked the right side of my skirt, just the left.
How I failed to feel the scratchiness that is my chair against my bare thigh, I'll never know.
To top it off, I then decided to go to the cafeteria for my morning break to get some cheese grits. I got up from my desk in the back of the room, walked past all my co-workers, out the two doors and down the hall to the cafeteria. Got IN LINE and it was then, only then, that some kind lady came over to tell me that I was flashing everyone (doctors, patients, co-workers) in the cafeteria.
Hope they liked the free show...next time I'm charging.
Later,
Blushing Mama Dawg
5 really cool people who give a rat's patootie:
the good news is that you were wearing underwear.
Yeah, I guess. And it was clean. Unfortunately, they weren't sexy or hot. They were white cotton with blue flowers on them.
Sigh....
Er - that's why I hate to wear skirts. Something like that would SURELY happen to me.
Too funny! I had a teacher do that in highschool.
lol..i have never done that. yet.
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