Thursday, July 17, 2008

Hey! Did I Ever Tell You...

...about my lesbian experience with this chick I met in my epistemology class while attending Valencia Community College in Florida?

No? Well, then, let me tell you all about it.

We actually started off as friends. She was this cool chick that had a wicked sense of humor. I used to tease her all the time because she was from Bah-ston and sounded like Ben Affleck on crack.

She said that after she graduated from high school, she was kind of at odds with herself and life in general and felt that she needed a change.

So, she hopped on a Greyhound and headed down to O-town. She went to work for the Mouse ( the lay person) and decided to go back to school after having taken a semester off.

In fact, that's what drew us together. During class one day, I made some smart ass comment about Disney World and she cracked up. She explained that she worked at Disney and when she saw the look of astonishment on my face, she got all flustered and asked me what was wrong. I LOL'd and said, "Nothing...except...I work there, too!" We then went into a fit of giggles and we were asked to leave class.

Months went by and we became best friends. We even moved in together as roommates. She had a few bits of furniture with her but not much. The one thing she did bring, which to this day, I still don't know the story behind, was a HUGE, GIANT stuffed fluke fish. I managed to bring an ugly old beige couch that folded out to a bed and a patio table with some chairs along with a bookcase and my bed. Believe me, we were barely making ends meet but through it all, we had some fun times.

I came home from the Mouse House one day and I was so tired and hot and sticky from the hot August Florida sun. All I wanted to do when I got home was take a shower and go to bed.

When I opened the door to the apartment, I heard the shower running already. I got so pissed. I don't know why since it's not like she knew I was coming home at that exact moment.

Anyway, I went on in to the bathroom to get a wet washcloth to at least cool myself down when she pulled back the shower curtain with a gasp. She didn't realize I had gotten home and when she heard a noise in the bathroom she got nervous. After I laughed at her a bit, I asked her if she was almost done because I was hot and sticky and tired and wanted nothing more than to take a lukewarm shower and go to bed.

She just stared at me for the longest time and then asked in a very small quiet voice if I wanted to "share" the shower with her. After she said that, she flung back the shower curtain and I..................

Yeah...I'm not gonna tell you pervs anymore than that. Just use your imagination. LOL!

I tried looking her up on myspace not too long ago, but, no luck. Just as well. I wouldn't know what to say to her.

Oh and for those of you that are freaking out right now (yes, you, L) please click here for info on Kathy's really cool contest she's having. It'll explain it ALL!

And, if you still don't understand....just e-mail me!


Mama Dawg

17 really cool people who give a rat's patootie:


I am having a hard time with this part of the contest. I have started half a dozen posts and scrapped them all.

Mama's Losin' It

Hilarious!! I hope you didn't scare away your family and friends!! You had ME believing it for a second!! Good stuff. I've got your entries.


OK, that was good. I thought it was going somewhere else... I am going to come up with a post. Oh, yes I will.


Awesome! I was all "wow - she must feel so free about opening up because of the anonimity of the internet"


You had me at "Hello".

You are brilliant, yes, just brilliant.

Love it, hope you win.

Dirty White boy

i hope u win.

Dirty White boy

Shan jacked a super stretch man from a kid we knew. We cut that sucker open, and inside...gross.

70s toys were cool...and not government regulated.

Mama Dawg

Scargosun-Go for it! It doesn't have to be brilliant, just include all the words!

Kathy-Glad you liked it and thanks for the extra entries!

Jen721-Go for it! I'm sure you'll come up with something good. Tell it from B and G's perspective! That would be hilarious.

Sue-That was one reaction I wasn't expecting! LOL!

Lisa-Thanks! That made my day!


Insane Mama

This was a tad too believable to be part of the contest...You can feel free to email me all the details

John Deere Mom

HA! Love it!

Mom Taxi Julie

Great story! (so was it real at all? lol)


Super hot! I was a little disappointed at the end!


That was great!! I knew what you were up to immediately, but it was an awesome story. I've only read one other blogger who completed this part of the contest, and I just love these stories. lol

Good job!



That was an excellent story. I was glued to the screen for a bit there and then you psyched me.


You totally had me going there for a minute. I was all, "Ooooh...there's a series of posts in this, just waiting to be told..."

I mean...the mouse, lesbians, and a shower. This could be a serious best-seller.


So, it isn't true. Darn! That would have been one really outrageous blog post. I hope you win, but I just cut your chances down by one because I entered into the contest too. :)

Mama Dawg


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