Thursday, June 12, 2008

Totally Random Thursday

Hi, I'm back.

I was gone for a day. Didja notice? Didja miss me?

Anyway, just a bunch of random stuff once again. I have ideas for blog posts but I can't seem to get off my lazy butt to write about them. One day, my friends, remind me to tell you about the nude play.


I was just listening to Pink's "Stupid Girls" and you know that part where the "stupid girl" is in the bathroom and barfs up her grape she had for lunch and then says in that weird hoarse voice "I will be skinny"? Well, I imagine that's what the girl that crawls out of the T.V. in that jerky motion from "The Ring" would sound like. And that creeps me out. For reals.


Don't you hate it when 31 year old mothers try to talk all hip and cool? (see the above last two words).


I hate that Wal-Mart only seems to carry swim suit "skirts" for people either a size minus 300 and super short or size plus 300 that falls to mid-calf. Really, is it too hard to sell a size large swim suit skirt that hits the mid-thighs?


It was Turtle Day yesterday. My mom found a turtle munching on a plum in our backyard yesterday. We kept him in an old laundry basket and meant to let him go when we got back from the pool, however, he had other ideas. He managed to tip over the basket and just left without a single good-bye. Rude turtle. Good thing I managed to paint a small red dot in nail polish on the back of his shell in case he decides to return. That way I can properly tell him off.

On the way to the pool, I saw a HUGE ASS turtle in the road. I stopped and picked him up and set him in the least 12 feet from the road. You're welcome.


A mouse and I had a stare down this morning in the pots and pans cabinet. He blinked first and ran away. Hahahahaha! Stupid mouse. I won!!!!! Nanny, nanny boo-boo.


Wait, the mouse got away....I guess that means he really won, right?


How come when I hear the song "It's A Hard Knock Life", I just want to run home and feed light of my life some porridge and dress her in tattered clothing and sit on the couch and watch "Annie" all day long?


I heart Stephenie Meyer.

I got more later. Gotta go pretend to work now.


Mama Dawg

8 really cool people who give a rat's patootie:


"I like turtles!"

Anyone in the Philly area who listens to P&S will get this.


I heart Stephenie Meyer as well. Have you been to her website yet? You should.

insane mama

I love turtles and Stephanie Meyer and I really should try and NOT TALK cool either.
Love the gnome

Mama Dawg

Scargosun-I'll take your word for it! LOL!

Heather-I've been and skimmed, but I need to check it out more thoroughly.

IM-I love my gnome. He rocks. (There I go talking all cool again!).


This post is so random yet so funny!! I don't typically lol at many blog posts but I did with this one (esp at the mouse staring contest).

Mama Dawg

Thanks, Jen! Glad I made you laugh. I only live to serve.


Yay for turtle saviors!

Mama Dawg

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