Guess What? Guess What? Guess What?
Ooohhhhh, I'm so excited!
I can not believe what happened!!!!!
I got an e-mail in my BULK folder this morning and...wait for it....
SOMEONE HAS A CRUSH ON ME!!!!
OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!! (imagine lots of squealing at this point...kinda like a 13 year old girl).
I haven't even opened the e-mail yet. I'm just so excited.
I don't know what to do first. I need a haircut and a new outfit. What if he doesn't end up liking me? (I assume it's a him)
No one's ever e-mailed me before that has a CRUSH on me!
I'm gonna go open it up. BRB!!!!! Wish me luck he's a 98 year old, rich as Croesus foreigner with no kids and no living relatives that has one foot in the grave. Fingers crossed!!!
What kind of cruel joke is this?
It's an advertisement for some sort of internet dating site.
You mean to tell me that no one has a crush on me? No one likes me? I don't get to give my baby a new daddy?
All I get is a stinkin' opportunity to "possibly" meet up with some loser guys who probably smell like feet for the low, low price of $59.99 a month.
What a rip off.
Later,
Mama Dawg
P.S. I really need to start designating some of my ridiculous e-mails as SPAM. It's getting really bad.
11 really cool people who give a rat's patootie:
Ugh! That is just mean! I hate dating websites and I'm married. Did you know e_Harmony REJECTED MY MOM!?
Asshats
Aww...that sucks.
I only did dating websites right after my divorce. After one blind date, I was done. No more. This is just SPAM that comes in my bulk e-mail folder that I automatically delete. I just thought that this one had a funny subject line and thought I'd write an humorous blog about.
Well danget-- I've got a sarcastic post about spam almost finished, so now I'll have to give it a few extra days to steer clear of looking like a copycat.
Nicely done, by the way-- I like the part about people smelling like feet
LOL! Thanks!
Isn't spam fun? I keep getting porn spam about what women are doing "on the farm" - and sites that promise to keep "your left hand busy." Not sure why they think I am the appropriate target to this email...
LOL! I think that might be the title for a new blog post for me "Your Left Hand is Busy". Now I just gotta think of content to go along with it.
Funny...
Can Eharmony really reject someone? That is a little unfair
I'm going to check my junk mail too maybe I have a crush also!
Oh Mama Dawg we ALL have crushes on you. You da best.
OH, that's just mean! I was getting all excited for you and wondering if it was Jared. Where has he been lately, anyway?
Yeah where is jared.. hmmm...Kathy is alive, so that's good.. unless Jared has her captive and is forcing her to blog so no one catches on....
Oh, please. Jared's nice and all but totally not my type and I know for a fact that I'm not his! LOL!
No, he's in Russia. At least, that's what his blog tells me.
As far as Kathy being held hostage, that's always a possibility. But I don't detect a bit of fear in her posts, so I don't think that's the case.
Kathy, thanks for the nice words!
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