Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Question of the Day

Why is it that when some women come out of a bathroom, they leave it smelling like roses?

Literally, smelling like roses (or some other flower).

Do they take in some sort of body spray and liberally spray it after they’re done?

Or, have I actually found a group of women whose sh*t literally does not stink?

What do you think?


Mama Dawg

10 really cool people who give a rat's patootie:


Too much OLP...

Old Lady Perfume

Mama Dawg

I hadn't even thought of that. You're probably right.


I know my wife has a bottle of some kind of floral spray in our bathroom, but I can't confirm if she takes one on the road. Then again, she hardly ever goes anywhere but our house, if she can manage it.

P.S. Please don't tell her I publicly acknowledged she ever goes to the bathroom.

Mama Dawg

LOL! I won't. At least, not now. I'm gonna store that away for some blackmail.


I've never noticed this!! Do you suppose people carry around their own air freshener? Hmmmm...something to ponder.

Mama Dawg

I don't know. It's just so weird.I mean, they're not going in there with purses. So it's either in their pockets or it's their natural smell (I kid about that, it's definately a commercial product).


Definitely an older lady thing. I have noticed it too, but only with women over 55. I don't get it either. When I get that old, I just hope I emanate vanilla instead of rose.

Mama Dawg

I hear ya. Except I hate the smell of vanilla (except in cookies) as well. I want to smell like gardenias or jasmine.


OK, and I kid you not, I was in a little boutique-y, gift-y kind of store on a little town square near me, and I bought this stuff called PooPourri (for my sister, who always has to "go" when we are in public...). The bottle says, "Spritz the Bowl Before You Go, and No One Else Will Ever Know." Maybe they've gotten hold of that...or maybe it's as you said...their sh*t just don't stink!

Mama Dawg

How funny. I have to find me some of that!

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