Monday, October 6, 2008

Who Would You Do?

Ok Guys and Gals, it's time for that Monday Morning favorite "Who Would You Do" !! (book by Susan Segrest).

However, before I post this week's questions, I need to translate Saturday's video entry.

That was a specific entry for Captain Dumbass 'cause he made fun of my on Texas Word Tangle and I decided instead of getting him back, I'd give him more fuel for the fire.

What was said in the video:

"Hold your horses, I'm fixin' to go to the Pig for a Dixie, son. I'd be much obliged if you'd give me a ride. Them good ol' boys sure do know how to make some good white lightning. Have a good day y'all."

Translation:

"Wait a minute, I'm going to the Piggly Wiggly (a southern chain of grocery stores commonly referred to as the "Pig") for a Dixie (New Orleans brand beer) (son is what you call a boy/man of any age). I'd be thankful if you'd give me a ride. Those local boys from the country sure do know how to make some good homemade liquor that was made in bathtubs and gins during prohibition but is still made out in the country and it's strong enough to knock you on our ass and make you do crazy, crazy things and not remember them the next day. Have a good day you all."

Any questions? No? Well then, here we go!!!!

"Who would you rather see perform a pole dance in a G-string at your local strip club-Rue McClanahan, Betty White or Bea Arthur?"

*Editor's Note---You HAVE to pick one of the choices. Even if you're a guy and the only choices are guys...same for girls...believe me, there are lots where it's only girls to choose from.

Later,

22 really cool people who give a rat's patootie:

Jen

Since I haven't seen Rue in awhile and I definitely do NOT want to see Bea, I'll have to go with Betty White. At least I'd know that any dollars that I'd stuff in her g-string would go to help animals. Isn't she into that cause?

Rhea

I loved your accent in the video clip from the weekend.

I'd go with Betty, because she seems to shy and totally not the stripper type. It'd be hilarious.

Bea scares me.

Rue is awesome.

Rhea

And, thanks for the shout out!

Pseudonymous High School Teacher

You're twisted funny.
Betty white because she's a hoot and she'd make me laugh.

scargosun

Betty. She's a feisty one. Did you see her in Lake Placid? Too flippin funny.

Rue and Bea are SCARY!

stefanie

i love all three of them but...im not thinkin i would want to see any of them on a pole honestly, but if i have to chose
its would be Betty White because it would be funny as all get out!

Cocotte

Voting for Betty too. She has a wicked sense of humor and she's a cute old lady.

And thanks for translating for this clueless Yankee!

Mama Dawg

Y'all are too funny. Betty seems to be the popular choice.

I'll have to go with her, as well. I think she'd be hilarious!

Captain Dumbass

Betty.

You're twisted, MD, truly twisted.

And thanks for the translation. I was stuck on Pig and Dixie though I had fun imagining what they might be.

Katie

this is hilarious! I would pick Betty White... just because I have a feeling she gives outstanding compliments and is an awesome tipper. :)

jenboglass

Betty White!! She has a filthy potty mouth and I love her. She's experiences (casue she's old) so she could show me a few things. Maybe a few I don't want to see!

Kat

Is it wrong that I am proud that I understood the whole thing without translation? I guess being raised in the south is good for something ;)

Lula!

BETTY WHITE, all the way. Get down girl, go 'head, get down.

Heather

Betty White. At least I'd get a good laugh.

sassy stephanie

Ew! Ick! and Gross! Bring the blokes back!

jen721

I would have to say Betty, 50 years ago.....

Ron

I'd have to go with Rue...only because I LOVE her whole SEX POT thing on the show!

But what I think would be even better...

...would be to see Rue and Betty doing it together...and using Bea as the POLE!!!

Whatya' think?

The Nice One

Rue is sort of manlike, isn't she? Well, then again, so is Bea. But, Bea may have some smokin' hot legs, huh? This is your toughest yet. I am really really confused....

COurtney

Oh my god! I love this question!!! Ha ha.... I'd totally go with Bea to settle the rumors if she was really a man. Does that make me even more twisted than you for asking??

Jess

I'm gonna go for Betty White...I think she would have more fun with it! I am still looking forward to midget strippers coming to my local strip club...they have been there before and I eagerly await their return! Can you imagine?! Me neither, but I will be sure to write about it!

Jennifer

No contest: Bea Arthur.

blissfullycaffeinated

Dude. Bea Arthur. No question.

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