Tagged

**edit....TMM's response is at the bottom. This is why she RAWKS!!!

I got tagged by Tattooed Minivan Mom sometime last week and she's been sending me all these threatening e-mails that say something to the effect of "effin' me up if I don't post this meme".

Since I love my child and my pets and would like to stay around for many more years (at least until Light of my Life has children), I thought I'd get this up as quickly as possible before she really turns violent.

So, without further Abubu*, here we go.


1. What is your funniest childhood story?

Other than the time I farted when in kindergarten and cracked the whole class up? I don’t have one.

2. What would your dream dress look like if you could design it?

Naked, baby! Naked. Is it possible to get married naked?

3. What weird habit does your hubby have?

Don’t have a hubby. But if I had one, I would say that his weird habit would be the INSANE amounts of money that he just tucks away in hidey-holes all over my purse and in my wallet.

4. How many cookbooks are in your kitchen?

I can’t count that high.....I only have ten fingers. And I only use 3 of them. Go figure.

5. Granny panties or loyal Victoria Secret girl?

How about Granny Victoria Secret panties? Does she make such a thing? No? Then I’ll have to go with a cross between the two. I buy mine at Wal-Mart (not to be confused with Raymond who shops at K-Mart and it sucks.)

6. My favorite memory from 2008 so far is...

Wow!!! I can’t pick. I have so many good ones. Most of them involve Light of my Life.

7. I secretly...…

...have a major lust on for Eminem. Yeah, I know. Bite me. That bad boy behavior and the intense look in his eye lets me know that he would be the best wham-bam-up-against-a-brick-wall-thank-you-ma’am lovah evah!

8. I could really go for...

A margarita or a martini right now. Hell, that’s every day. Damn dry county.

9. We are going to have a big snow storm and you will find me...…

...outside with my arms and mouth wide open. Bring it, snow bitch, bring it!

10. I knew he was the one...…

...when he was the first one of the two guys I gave my number to that fateful night that called. Yeah, I'm a slut. I know it. I prefer to think of myself as "easy-going" and "not picky". But, whatever.

That's it!

Have a great Wednesday!

Later,

Mama Dawg

* Name that movie!

**"What's up farting, naked, no husband having, 3 fingered, Walmart granny panty wearing, indecisive, Eminem lusting, alcoholic, snow bitch antagonizing SLUT.

I'll call off the muscle. Just lock all your doors and windows for a few. They were supposed to do their dirty work this morning. Hopefully they have their cellies turned on.

Have a nice day!"