Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Tagged

**edit....TMM's response is at the bottom. This is why she RAWKS!!!

I got tagged by Tattooed Minivan Mom sometime last week and she's been sending me all these threatening e-mails that say something to the effect of "effin' me up if I don't post this meme".

Since I love my child and my pets and would like to stay around for many more years (at least until Light of my Life has children), I thought I'd get this up as quickly as possible before she really turns violent.

So, without further Abubu*, here we go.


1. What is your funniest childhood story?

Other than the time I farted when in kindergarten and cracked the whole class up? I don’t have one.

2. What would your dream dress look like if you could design it?

Naked, baby! Naked. Is it possible to get married naked?

3. What weird habit does your hubby have?


Don’t have a hubby. But if I had one, I would say that his weird habit would be the INSANE amounts of money that he just tucks away in hidey-holes all over my purse and in my wallet.

4. How many cookbooks are in your kitchen?

I can’t count that high.....I only have ten fingers. And I only use 3 of them. Go figure.

5. Granny panties or loyal Victoria Secret girl?

How about Granny Victoria Secret panties? Does she make such a thing? No? Then I’ll have to go with a cross between the two. I buy mine at Wal-Mart (not to be confused with Raymond who shops at K-Mart and it sucks.)

6. My favorite memory from 2008 so far is...

Wow!!! I can’t pick. I have so many good ones. Most of them involve Light of my Life.

7. I secretly...…

...have a major lust on for Eminem. Yeah, I know. Bite me. That bad boy behavior and the intense look in his eye lets me know that he would be the best wham-bam-up-against-a-brick-wall-thank-you-ma’am lovah evah!

8. I could really go for...

A margarita or a martini right now. Hell, that’s every day. Damn dry county.

9. We are going to have a big snow storm and you will find me...…

...outside with my arms and mouth wide open. Bring it, snow bitch, bring it!

10. I knew he was the one...…

...when he was the first one of the two guys I gave my number to that fateful night that called. Yeah, I'm a slut. I know it. I prefer to think of myself as "easy-going" and "not picky". But, whatever.

That's it!

Have a great Wednesday!

Later,

Mama Dawg

* Name that movie!

**"What's up farting, naked, no husband having, 3 fingered, Walmart granny panty wearing, indecisive, Eminem lusting, alcoholic, snow bitch antagonizing SLUT.

I'll call off the muscle. Just lock all your doors and windows for a few. They were supposed to do their dirty work this morning. Hopefully they have their cellies turned on.

Have a nice day!"

27 really cool people who give a rat's patootie:

Jaden Paige

Eminem is hot. :)

Mama Dawg

THANK YOU!!!! Can I get an AMEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Kelly

LOVE Eminem! But for bad boys you must mention Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit!!!

Jess

Easy going and not picky work for me! Seriously...we should so live in the same town.

Cocotte

Can I get a frozen margarita without the snowstorm?

Mama Dawg

Jess-I know. We'd have a blast.

Cocotte-sure thing, coming right up!

Kelly-I don't know about Fred Durst. That whole Britney Spears thing made him look like a tool.

TattooedMinivanMom

What's up farting, naked, no husband having, 3 fingered, Walmart granny panty wearing, indecisive, Eminem lusting, alcoholic, snow bitch antagonizing SLUT.

I'll call off the muscle. Just lock all your doors and windows for a few. They were supposed to do their dirty work this morning. Hopefully they have their cellies turned on.

Have a nice day!

Mama Dawg

Brilliant, TMM! Simply Brilliant. I totally wish that could be my name here on this blog, but I don't think it'd fit (that's what she said...that's just for the Steenky Bee).

Rhea

Umm...maybe ABUBU is from that Adam Sandler movie...Billy Madison? It sounds like something Adam Sandler would say.

I think Eminem is hot. Totally.

And I love your potential husband's potential money habits. hehe

Sass

Oh my goodness...just came across your blog from...somewhere. I can't remember where.

Anywho...

Eminem was my pregnancy craving. Yum, yum. The Superman video at the end of 8-Mile. Again...yum, yum.

So glad I stumbled across your blog!

Mama Dawg

Glad you stopped by!

Jennifer and Sandi

Hate those frickin Dry counties. Lived in one when I was in Liberty KY......crazy south huh!

Happy Hump Day Woman

- Jennifer

Mama Dawg

Thanks, you too!

Lump

Ohmygod this is great! And I hope to have a hubby like that one day, too. :)

Mama Dawg

Don't we all!

Krystal

Dude, I'll join you for that Martini or Margarita any time and Eminem - yeah, he is Danger-Hawt.

Mama Dawg

Bring it on, sista! Bring it on. We'll sip 'rita's and watch 8 Mile!

sassy stephanie

Oh hells yeah. I love Em, only he likes for me to whisper "Mmmmm....Marshall" to him. Other bad boy confessions: Kid Rock (tear me up please).

Lula!

I want Marshall Mathers. In obscene ways. The bad boys do it for me...every time.

Irish Gumbo

Wow! That TMM response was oddly specific, and a teensy bit scary...yet somehow alluring...wait, who's that outside my window?

Captain Dumbass

How is it 8pm now and I'm just getting to your site? Oh well, you know I love your Southern fried ass.

Captain Dumbass

Really not sure what I meant by that.

Captain Dumbass

Except for the love part, you know that's true.

Captain Dumbass

I have so many emails to answer but filling up your comment section seems like a better option.

Captain Dumbass

25! Woot. Look at all those monkeys in pirate hats!

Pseudonymous High School Teacher

You should invent mama dawg slutty panties and sell them at WalMart and then tuck all the money you make in nooks and crannies in your purse. And have a boy toy eminem.

Jaymie

I guess I'm the only one who knows what movie that's from. Go figure! It's Aladdin peeps, take it from a total Disney Nerd! I'm not sure about the Eminem (SP?) thing but I agree about the Mama Dawg slutty panties at Walmart. Sounds like a good plan to me. I'd buy them!

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