Yeah, you're getting treated to more randomness. Sorry. It's all I got today.
I sat in the kitchen this morning and watched my cat J.D. take a leak in Max the dog's water bowl. Granted, it was empty and Max has another water bowl that stays outside that he drinks out of now, but still.....made me wonder what he did to piss J.D. off.
Then I realized that he did it because he's getting sick again. And my heart's breaking just a little today.
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I live in such a small town that whenever anything scandalous happens, it's a BIG deal and will be talked about for ages.
In this case, the scandal happened in a small town near us and not exactly our town. But word spreads.
Apparently, my optometrist was having a horrid affair with the First Baptist Church's preacher's wife. And then when his wife accused him of the affair, he attempted to strangle her and was arrested. The preacher accused his wife and told her she could have two bags to pack up whatever she wanted but couldn't have a car to leave. She could call whomever she wanted to come pick her up.
I love my tiny towns! It's like Days of Our Lives over here.
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I love music. And I love dancing. Good thing they go hand in hand.
However, how I think I look dancing (in my head) is far different from how I actually look dancing.
MAN! Thats a scandal for SURE! My Wed is good, Mon we found out my work is closing for good in July, so that sucked, but I am BG so Ill make it happen!
hey!! I feel a little dizzy now from watching that wobbly football game....lol... That actaully seems like some awesome excercise. I love that you seem to have so much space at your house to run and play. I think we all think we dance better than we ACTUALLY do...lol :)
hilarious- i love max! and sad that jd is sick... i have a sinking feeling that the love of my life (my cat) is ill. it sucks. i'm ready for a margarita and it's ALMOST noon. should be allowed.
Awesome! Love Beyonce - the whole singing and dancing thing - frees my soul! The bikini gal is hysterical - but look how much fun she's having. Right on! Enjoyed watching you and LOYL play football with Max, and I'm ready for a drink too. Damn life, gets in the way of my wine...
A scandal! That's fantabulous! I've become immune to them here in Money Town. Everyone screws around with everyone. It seems so much more interesting when it happens in a small town!
OMG I didn't know someone was taping me when I was dancing at the beach!! I must have been really drunk too because that is the ONLY way I'll dance, not to mention wear a bikini!!
How in the hell did I miss this post for 2 days? I am off my game or something. Anyways I think the pigskin was a good investment, much tougher and it will last for years of springtime football (fooseball)
23 really cool people who give a rat's patootie:
Hey, we have the same skin tone! You know, half-dead??
;)
Whoa! That's some juicy gossip! I need a spray on tan and a drink too!
MAN! Thats a scandal for SURE!
My Wed is good, Mon we found out my work is closing for good in July, so that sucked, but I am BG so Ill make it happen!
I also need a drink. And a tan.
I don't get any juicy gossip cause I never leave the house :( I'm pathetic.
Your dog is awesome!
and if you want to see some funny dancing, you should come watch me do Bollywood Booty! now *that's* entertainment. ;)
I am feeling slightly hungover, but do not have a headache! Just tired. Thanks for asking!
And yes, I was appalled at the white legs and hair. I almost didn't watch the video. TARD.
I would very much enjoy the latest scandal in your town there...ohhh soooooo fun! Except maybe not for the people involved. But who cares about them.
I am sad for J.D...all you can do is love him. And give Max new water! :)
Affair or not, the preacher sounds like an ass with his two bag and no car rule.
I'm having my first cup of coffee and working out a kink in my neck thank you very much.
hey!! I feel a little dizzy now from watching that wobbly football game....lol... That actaully seems like some awesome excercise. I love that you seem to have so much space at your house to run and play. I think we all think we dance better than we ACTUALLY do...lol :)
I love the small town scandal, everybody knows your business shit. It's exciting sometimes. Unless YOU are the scandal :)
hilarious- i love max! and sad that jd is sick... i have a sinking feeling that the love of my life (my cat) is ill. it sucks. i'm ready for a margarita and it's ALMOST noon. should be allowed.
I'll take you up on that drink. I don't care if it is before noon.
I've always believed that optometrists are criminal types who should never be trusted...
...love the small town mindset!
Awesome! Love Beyonce - the whole singing and dancing thing - frees my soul! The bikini gal is hysterical - but look how much fun she's having. Right on! Enjoyed watching you and LOYL play football with Max, and I'm ready for a drink too. Damn life, gets in the way of my wine...
Oh Granny, get off the stage and put on a one piece!
shit - you do more 'thinkin' before 9am than I do in a whole day.
This cracked me up - and next time you use my likeness for your Booty Call...I want residuals.
Footbawl. I love the way you guys talk.
Damn it! The Captain beat me to it! I was just going to say how cute your accent is!
I sure hope JD isn't too sick... I'm going to worry about him now!
A scandal! That's fantabulous! I've become immune to them here in Money Town. Everyone screws around with everyone. It seems so much more interesting when it happens in a small town!
Thank you for convincing me that, without a doubt, it is in my best interest to NOT wear a bikini this year.
OMG I didn't know someone was taping me when I was dancing at the beach!! I must have been really drunk too because that is the ONLY way I'll dance, not to mention wear a bikini!!
How in the hell did I miss this post for 2 days? I am off my game or something. Anyways I think the pigskin was a good investment, much tougher and it will last for years of springtime football (fooseball)
That's why I don't dance around in swimwear either. It's all about the support
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