Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Who Would You Do?

Ok, ok. I know this is a day late. But yesterday was an important day. It was V's 17th, so it trumps Who Would You Do?

Anyhoo, here's your belated question (book by Susan Segrest):

We lied: Size does matter. But legend has it that Liam Neeson, David Duchovny and Willem Dafoe all sport, um, supersized packages-so they probably aren't concerned with this revelation. Which of these blessed boys would you like to tackle? (click on the names for pics)

*Editor's Note---You HAVE to pick one of the choices. Even if you're a guy and the only choices are guys...same for girls...believe me, there are lots where it's only girls to choose from.


22 really cool people who give a rat's patootie:

Middle Aged Woman

Terribly torn between Duchovny and Neeson. I'm gonna go with Liam because of the accent. Once there was a Scottish guy in the CD store I worked at. He asked about this band he loves and I offered him a free promo because we had extras. When he left, my coworker said, "It's a good thing he didn't ask you to take your clothes off, I think you would have done it!"


Liam. Hands down. Those Irish men get me. Every. Time.

And...given the recent developments in Duchovny's life...

I'll leave that alone. I like Tea Leoni.

Mama Dawg

I know it's weird, but I'm going with Willem Dafoe. I've had a mad crush on him FOREVER. And I don't know why.


Willem Dafoe gives me the creeps. Those lips...I can't explain it. I think I would pick Liam - that voice - and he's such a cutie. What did David Duchovny do?? My subscription to EW hasn't started yet.

Captain Dumbass

MAMA DAWG! I was going to say 'throw me a bone,' but that's ALL you've been doing.

Like MAW, I'd have to pick Neeson for the accent.

You ever see Dafoe in The Boondock Saints? GD, I love that movie.


I think I'm leaning towards Liam...although a supersized package sounds a little scary...

Mama Dawg

Awwww, Cap'n. I'll give you some non-bones next week. I promise!

And yes, I saw him in Boondock...awesome, awesome, awesome movie!

The Nice One

Okay, here's the depravity that is me. I am torn between Liam and David. I have always had the hots for Liam. But, david's recent outing as an addict is somewhat appealing to me (sick, right?) but I bet he has some tricks up his sleeve. But...there's the germ factor with David. So...unless I can wear one of those body suit things,I guess...Liam wins. But he may be really boring....

Swirl Girl

I would have to say either David or Willem.

leaning more toward David - Willem sometimes looks like he could use a bath if ya know what I mean.


Duchovny! None of the others have a song written about them. Although I do hear Duchovny has an addiction that recently became public. Dafoe would try to burn you with wax if you let him have the sexy time. I respect Neeson too much. He was in Schindler's List. I can't have unclean thoughts about him.


The only one I find semi-attractive is Duchovny. And I suspect he likes sex so much cuz he's good at it?

Weith Kick

Oy! Another one of these questions. No matter how I answer I'll be guilty. I'm going to choose Willem Dafoe cuz he's a FREAK! but a damn good actor! Funny, I heard all these rumors too.


OK here's the thing about Willem Dafoe: he's creepy AND sexy. Which is disturbing and intriguing, and therefore yep- I'll go with Willem Dafoe. Thank you for the visual. :)

Jennifer and Sandi



- Jennifer


David Duchovny. Also - I am not on the panel - that is something else. I am going to a weekend for Mom Bloggers.


Dafoe looks like he could star in a prono (well, I've never seen one but my "friend" tells me all the men look like that). And didn't David D. heck into rehab for sex addiction? I wonder what rehab is like for that : ). Liam looks pretty sexy in his kilt- heck, he could even keep it on while we "do it". So I guess I pick Liam!

Complaint Department Manager

That BANG and THUD sound would be me shooting myself in the head, then hitting the floor.

Decision made.

Insane Mama

Liam- I like men in skirts :)


I'd go with David. I'd ask him how rehab is working out from him, and then ask him if he could show me how a real sex addict takes care of business.

And then I'd sing to him: "David Duchovny, why won't you love me?..."


First things first, how does one go about spreading those kind of rumors so they stay? I wonder if they all have the same agent.

Secondly, Capt Dumbass above (sounds like I'm being a huge jerk just calling him by his name) mentioned Boondock Saints, and I have to say that it was one of the worst movies I've seen. I wanted to like it, I really, really did, but I couldn't possibly, as it turns out.

So even though Mr. Dafoe dressed in drag in that movie, I'll have to pass, and that leaves me with Liam Neeson, because I think he'd only want to cuddle.


definitely Liam... as far as we know he hasn't been to rehab for a sex addiction like Duchovny. Then again, maybe I would like to tackle Duchovny. ;) However, I did like Willem Dafoe in Boondock Saints... sooo maybe....

sassy stephanie

Oh, totally I would rock it with Liam. I mean, I would Totally ROCK Liam. And then, I'd prolly do it again.

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