...is what I have.
So, you get the joy of reading incredibly random crap about my life.
**First of all, behold Light of my Life's school pic.
Awesome, isn't it? Anybody want to lock her down for their son now? If so, I'm taking
**I recently bought a bunch of mini bananas. On the sticker on the bananas was this set of instructions. "For best results peel from the top down". Seriously? You need instructions on how to peel a banana? Even a monkey knows how to do that...for real...monkeys really know how to do that. How many kinds of stupid do you have to be to not know that?
**I was recently listening to the live version of Maroon 5’s “The Sun” and at the end, he says something like “I didn’t tell the band I was gonna do this but I have another song for you” and then "In Your Room" by the Bangles starts up. My first thought? "Cool, Maroon 5's covering the Bangles" before I realized I had my iPod on shuffle.
**Look at the pic below. Isn't that cool? C, my neighbor's kid, lined up her M & M's this way before she ate them. I thought it made a neat picture.
Kinda segues into the next pic.
This was in my yard yesterday. For reals, y'all. It was like
6 feet 4 inches long.
**Amazing Race and Survivor are starting soon! And HEROES started LAST NIGHT y'all! I'm on the edge of my seat. It was a TERRIFIC episode (two technically). I heart Peter so much. (the character, not the stupid name of a man's johnson....although....)
**The pic below is the sight from my front porch on Sunday morning. Light of my life and her friend M brought out most of her baby doll stuff and played house outside Sunday morning after she and her sister (the above mentioned C) spent the night on Saturday night while their parents went to his 20th high school reunion. Hahahahahaha, L, I still have 7 years to go before mine.
**Someone sent this to me in an e-mail. It's too short for it's own post, so I'll do it here.
My 4444 (WTF?)
Four places that I go to over and over:
My neighbor's house (although since I just insulted L, that might not be the case anymore...sorry L!)
Four people who e-mail me regularly:
Jaymie from the boards
Four of my favorite places to eat:
My neighbor's when they're having L's KICK ASS deer meat (there, L, I think I've kissed your ass enough now...please let me have beer)
Bangkok (hee, hee, I wrote kok) Thai
Four places I would rather be right now:
a tropical island
Canada (that's for the two men who compete for my
imagined affections, Trooper Thorn and Captain Dumbass)
**My mom wrote an article about our Gustav evacuees and they ran it along with two of my photos in our local paper. And, they just told me that they want me to send a pic of Jesse and his story for publication. In addition, my kid is always in the paper for her various awards and whatnot. Plus, she just got her pic taken for the special "Good Morning" section of the paper. We're FAMOUS y'all! My "list" of demands is gonna appear here soon. And I'm a DIVA when it comes to getting what I
**I'll tie this up now. The below pic shows just HOW MUCH my cat J.D. loves me. He puts up with my stinky feet near his face. I love how his little paw is gently resting on my foot. I love it when he does this but he always does it at an inopportune time...like when I need a glass of wine or I need to pee. Cats are funny like that. (yeah, those are x's on my feet, I didn't want y'all judging my feet...believe me, they wouldn't win any awards)
That's all I got peeps.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
...is what I have.