Who Would You Do?
It's Monday! Time for another round of Who Would You Do? (book by Susan Segrest)
You are in the middle of a hot'n'heavy sex session with, er, yourself when in walk Angela Landsbury, Debbie Reynolds and Billy Graham. "I can explain," you stammer, trying to come up with a perfectly reasonable justification as to why your pants are around your ankles. But it's no use. Who would you rather have been caught by?
By the way, my iPod chose that moment to play "Dirty Little Secret" by the All American Rejects. How apropos.
*Editor's Note---You HAVE to pick one of the choices. Even if you're a guy and the only choices are guys...same for girls...believe me, there are lots where it's only girls to choose from.
Later,
18 really cool people who give a rat's patootie:
Angela Landsbury, because she seems cool and wouldn't care, I swear, no matter how innocent she acts on TV. hehe
These questions....they are beginning to scare me...but yet I return every Monday. Why do I do this to myself?!
Rhea-LOL!
I have to go with Debbie Reynolds. You know that woman has seen EVERYTHING so I think she would be the coolest with the situation.
Angela Landsbury would make me think of my Nan' and that's a lot of therapy. Was Billy Graham the one who said Tinkie Winkie was gay? I think that would be fun. At least then I could get specifics on why I'm going to hell and not just the generalizations I go by now.
Debbie Reynolds would totally join in. Or at least tell good stories.
Oh, please...Debbie Reynolds has had sex with Eddie Fisher, thusly creating one Princess Leia. You know Miss Debbie has seen more freaky stuff than necessary! She's my pick...not even ashamed of it!
p.s. Remind me to tell you about the movie I watched last night--I was thinking of you the entire time. And I mean that in a good way!
Angela Landsbury.
Billy Graham? OH, the SHAME!!!!!!! You're so wrong.
Also, "Tinkie Winkie" IS gay. If he's not gay, he missed a good shot at it.
I say Angela. The quiet ones are always the freaky deakys. I can imagine her stumbling in with a "you go girl".
Billy Graham.
He'd forgive me.
-Chris
Weather Moose
LOL
Wow, if those were my choices I would have to choose Debbie. Don't you know, Debbie Does Dallas! She wouldn't judge.
Just because Tinkie Winkie appreciated the practicality of a handbag does not make him gay. Next you'll me saying my murse is gay. I won't be judged, dammit! It's a man bag.
Oh, and Po is Chinese. She says 'fi de, fi de' over and over which means hurray up.
Hmmmm...it's definitely a toss up between Angela and Debbie.
I'm going to have to go with Angela.
Lula's right and Debbie is instrumental in creating Princess Leia and therefore has my utter respect as Star Wars is one of the best movies ever made just based on memories of being five and at the drive-in with my parents in a station wagon with fake wood paneling. Done.
Angela annoys me and therefore would deserve to see my bits in action and be utterly horrified while I laugh maniacally.
Billy is beyond my scope of imagination and I REALLY need to quit drinking coffee. right. now.
Excellent question.
I'd go with Angela because she seems the least judgemental to me. Where do you come up with such "interesting" idea for questions? You are too funny!
I owould have to go with Angela. I am sure she has seen some freaky things.
I'll go with Billy. I would say something smart ass like, "It's cool, I'm going to ask for forgiveness as soon as I finish up here..."
My vote is Debbie. She seems pretty cool. She'd probably give you tips, like "Oh Honey, you're watching THAT movie? Oh no, here this one is better..."
Angela's accent would throw me off.
Billy, well, I'm afraid he'd wanna stop and pray for me at that point.
I just gotta say, you guys come up with the best responses to these. Thanks so much for playing. I love Mondays for this reason.
wow, I learned a lot today. I was gonna say Angela (for her diplomacy and tact) but now I'm convinced that Debbie's the right choice. It's official, I'm totally adding you to my blogroll!
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