Monday, August 11, 2008

Who Would You Do?

It's Monday, dawg!

Again, an "interesting" question brought to you by Susan Segrest, author of "Who Would You Do?".

Would you rather lick Cheez Whiz off Danny DeVito's bare body or give Howard Stern a nude lap dance on national television?

*Editor's Note---You HAVE to pick one or the other. Even if you're a guy and the only choices are guys...same for girls...believe me, there are lots where it's only girls to choose from.

Later,

Mama Dawg

23 really cool people who give a rat's patootie:

Mama Dawg

These are by far the most disgusting choices to date. Danny's not a bad human being, but, well, c'mon...it's Danny "I'm 4'2" " Devito. And Howard Stern....just gross.

I guess I'd have to go with the nude lap dancing. I've seen lap dancing and if you do it right, you never have to touch 'em at all. As long as there were rules like....no touching, no licking, no etc.....I could handle it.

I just don't like Cheez Whiz.

Middle Aged woman

Okay, MamaDawg, no WAY would Howard Stern stick to those rules. I'm going for Danny DeVito--I get hot for funny guys.

Complaint Department Manager

I thought this place was anti-torture?

Mama Dawg

MAW-Yeah, I didn't think of that. But I really, really, really dont' like Cheez Whiz.

CDM-I never claimed that.

Rhea

Ok, that's just WRONG. How could you do this to me?! Those are horrible, horrible choices.

Danny Devito. (Please, don't ever, ever remind me of this again.)

'That Girl'

Stern..that question is sick. The cheez whiz..eck.

sassy stephanie

Cheese Whiz has way too many calories to lick it off of a hairy monster like Danny. Ewww.

I would tie his hands behind his chair and do the Stern lap dance I guess. But, no dancing on his pole. Ewww again.

LiteralDan

Dude! You gotta warn a guy when you're going to call up mental images of "Danny DeVito's bare body"! Sheesh

And the Cheez-Whiz is almost as gross, all by itself.

scargosun

This is hard b/c not that I have met DD in person but he does film occasionally here in Philly for his show and he can be a drunk dirty old man. I guess it might depend on how much cheeze wiz. I think I have to go with him b/c I loathe Stern.

Insane Mama

I'm going with the naked dance for howard. I don't have any good ideas why I chose that choice, but I did

Insane Mama

ps, I love those little blue glass bottles

Swirl Girl

If you could take the can of cheeze whiz and shove it in Howard's mouth so he couldn't comment on the nude lap dance, then I'll go there.

If he gets to talk , I'll eat the cheeze whiz of Danny's body. He's small, it shouldn't take long.

Lula!

This is so hard. I keep going back and forth between the two...DeVito or Stern...Stern or DeVito?

OK.

I'd rather shake my boo-tay for Howard than lick Danny. And I wouldn't even care if Howard grabbed ass--ONCE--anymore than that and he's get an ass whuppin.

I'm just sayin'. Do not EVER do this to me again, Emily. Please!

Kat

Both options are vile and disgusting. But because I am forced to chose. I pick DD. Cause it might not take long. And then I could deny it. Versus the other. Which apparently would be publicized.

John Deere Mom

Hand me the Cheez Whiz. No way am I doing a nude lap dance on TV. I'd like that cheese off anyone before doing that! ;)

jen721

There are so many things wrong with these choices. DeVito is harry, so automatically the answer is no to that. However, I would love to show Mr. Stern what a real lap dance is by a chunky 30 something belly dancer. He won't know what hit him.

greedygrace

Ugh... these choices are so rancid.

I'll go with Danny. If it was just Howard, that would be one thing. But for it to be televised on national television... oh no! My father would see it.

Trooper Thorn

I like Cheeze Whiz but I don't think DeVito could bathe enough to keep it from tasting sour. Plus there is all the hair.

Stern at least would ham it up enough that my therapist couldn't help me through it.

Thanks for you comments about my toes. I never thought there would this much interest.

Hot Tub Lizzy

Howards hair creeps me out so I'm going with Danny....

I actually stoppedy by to thank you for checking out my blog last week, and come and check out yours, which has me ROLLING!!!

The Nice One

So I am assuming this is after I get my plastic surgery...since it'll be on National TV.
I am so going with Howard. I have a dirty little crush on him. Oh yea, now everyone hates me.

Weith Kick

I am a Howard Stern fan but I know he would be brutal if I was to give him a lap dance. So, I'll opt to lick cheese whiz off Danny Devito's bare body. But I won't go past the belly area. Oh God, I'm getting sick just thinking about it.

Lisa

Duh- lick cheez whiz off Danny D's body.

Ewwwwwwww.

But seriously, I can't imagine my 9 month preggo self doing a nude lap dance for Howard Stern at the present time. Not. at. all.

Kelly

Okay, I am a huge Howard fan and that is why there is no way in hell I would give him a nude lap dance on national t.v. because I know what torture that would be (I know the crap they pull)...plus me naked on national t.v. - NOT. PRETTY!!
Plus, I found a loophole...it doesn't say where on DD's bare body the cheese whiz is to be eaten from...I bet I could locate a clean, non-hairy part.

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