Toothpaste on my Belly
Did you know it was possible to get toothpaste dribble on your belly?
It is.
Especially when you've just gotten out of the shower, your buck ass nekkid, you're in the middle of brushing your teeth and one of your cats (yeah, I'll call him out, it was J.D.) comes by and bites you on the ankle making you jump right as you're about to spit.
Yeah, it's possible to get toothpaste dribble on your belly.
Later,
Mama Dawg
4 really cool people who give a rat's patootie:
I wanted to be Bo Duke too, but always got stuck being Luke Duke. My brother sucks. Couldve been worse, he coulda made me be cooter.
What I hated was when the family cat came up and rubbed over my ankles right after I got out of the shower.
Geez! Psycho cat...what's his deal!?!
Too funny.
Geez! Psycho cat...what's his deal!?!
Too funny.
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