Monday, January 5, 2009

Who Would You Do?

Blah, blah, blah...Monday Morning...blah, blah,'s version of "Who Would You Do?" (book by Susan Segrest).

Can you tell I don't want to be back at work? I'm also dealing with a sinus thing and I ate too much over New Years. I also drank too much....unfortunately, it wasn't alcohol but Dr. Pepper. I rarely drink soda but I drank several cans over the holidays and I'm totally regretting it.

So, since I'm in a bad mood, I thought I'd ruin your Monday as well!

You're welcome!

Which of these former couples would you want to do the dirty with: Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley or Woody Allen and Mia Farrow?

*Editor's Note---You HAVE to pick one of the choices. Even if you're a guy and the only choices are guys...same for girls...believe me, there are lots where it's only girls to choose from.

Sorry. I'll be back on my regular game next week.


Mama Dawg

P.S. How was your New Years?

P.S.S. Have you sent in your pictures to Ryan yet? Today's the deadline for Christmas Trash pictures. You can click for details in the blurb above this post.

35 really cool people who give a rat's patootie:


omg i think i threw up in my mouth a little. :( i just cant bring myself to choose either... i know, i suck at this game!
sorry youre in a bad mood! cheer the f**k up! NOW! :)
oh! you've got an award on my blog!! maybe that will cheer you up!
go grab it when you get a chance!

Mama Dawg

Diane-You always make me laugh with your refusals to play this game! Yeah, some of them ARE hard to stomach! Even if you don't play, keep commenting. Cause you're funny!

I'll be over in a bit. Thanks!


You have to be kidding. Gross either way. But if I must pick one I'll go with Woody and Mia.

Everything about Michael Jackson just grosses me out.

Mama Dawg

I hear ya. I'm gonna go with Woody and Mia as well. I believe she just might be a little kinky, don't you?



I'm gonna barf. You're cruel to even suggest such a thing!!!

You're killin me. ugh


I don't think Michael Jackson knows how to do it? I think he just "Beats It".


I am a celibate who would you doer :-) But this choice totally made me laugh. And especially TMM's comment.

And I can't imagine Woody and Mia in the same room together after he started doing her little girl...


Oh, and on a totally unreleated note...Katie has read all of the Emily Windsnap books. She loved them. I wonder if there is a new one out...

Mama Dawg

LOML just started the Emily Windsnap series and she's doing the book fair project on the first in the series, so I'm reading it so I can help her.


I shoulda ate something easier to puke!

I can't be gettin nekkid with Mike, so its Mia and Woody for me.

Sarah's Blogtastic Adventures

Well I hate to admit this but I had the BIGGEST crush on Michael Jackson during the Man In the Mirror phase, so I am gonna go with Michael and Lisa Marie, cause she's kind of hot and Woody Allen ewwww! :) Happy Monday!


I'm afraid, but I gotta go with Jackson / Presley.

Irish Gumbo

Oh, jeez, it depends: Do I want to feel less dirty or less guilty? I don't know, WA/MF? Maybe because Woody (huh, I said Woody) could maybe introduce me to Mira Sorvino? After that 'Mighty Aphrodite' thing, wooo, HAWT!


Mia and Woody.

First of all, his name is Woody. 'Nuff said.

Secondly, have you seen Rosemary's Baby? I've wanted to have hot, devil sex with Mia ever since.

Don't tell anyone I said this--or my rep will be ruined.

Mama Dawg

Your secret is safe with me.

Pseudonymous High School Teacher

Dear Mama,

You ARE crabby today, starting us off with such cruelty. Lucky for me I had a pretty hot dream last night so I could tough through the dire choices presented here.

Going with Woody and Mia. Cause Mia is hot and Woody would probably be off doing a babysitter and would leave us alone.


Hmm, I think I will choose Michael and Lisa Marie. Woody is just too wrinkly. Michael would be busy in the corner with the latest Highlights magazine. I dunno.


I guess I would have to go with Woody too.
Either way pukey!

Captain Dumbass

Micheal and Lisa Marie since she's kinda hot and I'm about 30 years too old for Micheal so he'd probably sit in the corner and pout.

Swirl Girl

Okay- since they are all so frickin' skinny and all female (not that there is anything wrong with that ) I'll have to go with Lisa Marie and Michael. She looks a little dirty. Michael wouldn't be interested in doing the deed, as he would be busy glueing his face back on....


um Mia and Woody. because Michael and Lisa are both scary.

Soldier without a War

can i just pick between the women? Ugh...i dont want to play either...but i would like to see Bubbles, MJ's monkey...So possibly i would choose them. lol... Yup i lived in New Orleans for 10 years...i moved back to California in 2005...7 months BEFORE katrina, which is funny because i sat thru EVERY hurricane leading up to that.. I miss it so much!! I lived in mid city, where did you live??


I just ate dinner and I think I am feeling the garlic shells coming up the back of my throat. Thanks a fucking lot...I am gonna go with Lisa Marie and Jacko. Sicko.

Mommy Mo

No pictures because my computer hard drive crashed.

I spent New Year's with Real Life Adventures blogger and BFF, Christy.

As for who I would do, NEITHER?! Woody Allen is effing OLD and just freaky. Mia seems quirky in her own way. And Michael Jackson...isn't he INTO little kids? EWWWWWWWWWW.

Mommy Mo

No pictures because my computer hard drive crashed.

I spent New Year's with Real Life Adventures blogger and BFF, Christy.

As for who I would do, NEITHER?! Woody Allen is effing OLD and just freaky. Mia seems quirky in her own way. And Michael Jackson...isn't he INTO little kids? EWWWWWWWWWW.

Mama Dawg

Kat-yummmmmmm....garlic shells.

Soldier without a War

how funny!! I lived in a few place..once on Banks St. near Jusuit Highschool and the scecond time right off of Canal st. by the cemetaries on North Bernadotte. My boyfriend worked at Mandinas on Canal and i worked at Mulates in the quarter. He is now working at Port of Call in the quarter....i crave that place more than anyone will EVER know!!! ...and i do miss New Orleans terribly.


As much as I would like to pick the lesser creepy couple, I have to go with Michael Jackson. Because....I have to know for myself if he's really into women?

Soldier without a War

i LOVED monas, it was one of my regular spots. I would always get the chicken kebab freakin good!! I have tried to make a potato like port of calls but can never do it...they are so awesome. I did go to Delagdo my last year there, i just took a basic math and english course. Finn McCools was my boyfriend and the whole mandina crew's after work spot...People are generally nicer there than here in Cali...i miss so many things about it!! So cool that we share we can crave certain spots together...yum!! Did you ever go to Moms ball for mardi gras?? ( a secret club type of even, but it was awesome!!)

Soldier without a War
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Middle Aged Woman

Now I'll spend Monday night all squicked out. Shudder. And, yes, I just made that word up.

The Nice One

Usually I can pick, no problem. It's usually not so bad. However, this time, I may actually choose the gun that's been put to my head. YUP.


OMG. I am CRACKING UP at the Captain's answer. GEE-NEE-US!
Moving on.
Seriously... seriously?!?!?! I mean, I thought last week's (my first) WWYD was bad! Having sex with Barbara Walters is a dream come true compared to these choices!
I mean, with MJ, I'd worry about body parts falling off in the middle of the act. (And I ain't talking about his nose, either.) And the girlie baby voice? It's just too much.
With Woody, I'd worry that he'd have one of those neurotic panic attacks right in the middle. Or that I'd kill him. Then I'd be responsible for the death of one of cinema's greatest directors. (Even worse, everyone would then find out that I did him!) Oh, notice how I've left the women out of these equations. Though Lisa Marie is pretty sexy... I think Soon Yi makes it a double nightmare.
So I guess I'd go with MJ and Lisa and just drink myself silly. Jesus Juice all around!


Oh god, these are just cruel choices, but because Michael Jackson is absolutely beyond the pale in almost all areas of the human experience (except Awesomeness in His Prime), I'll have to reluctantly sign up to see Woody Allen naked in exchange for all that Mia Farrowness.


since i only have these 2 choices, i would have to say Woody and Mia. Michael Jackson is far too creepy to even consider.

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