This is a totally random photo post.
Why, you ask?
Cause I can.
Don't make me bust out the age old question about a dog and his balls. Seriously, don't.
I like this photo. It's a baby slug that landed on my shirt after I did some yard work. Isn't he sweet? Don't you just want to pinch his wittle cheeks?
Do slugs have cheeks? Are they some of the critters they do make-up testing on? If so, are there applicators tiny enough to swipe the cheeks? What season do you think a slug is?
On a totally non-make-up related issue.....the inner psychopath in me just wanted to dump a shitload of salt on him to watch him melt.
I'm going to hell for sure.
See, here's my punishment for that thought.
No, really, that's just a random Disney pic I had in a folder. Like my pirate bandana? I went pirate themed that day. Luckily that was the day I got to see the Pirate Tutorial. I was ready, y'all.
Unfortunately, no one told me they only pick kids for the tutorial. I wasted all that pirate lovliness for nothing.
No they don't. They rule.
Hey, you know what would be cool? An Irish pirate! Even better, a female Irish pirate! I'd call her Molly. And she'd have red hair and a big bosom. And a laugh like a drunk lumberjack. And I'd be her
That would be cool.
Remember when I told you I know how to shop?
Yeah, I wasn't lying.
This past weekend, Old Navy was having a sale that gave you 50% off the lowest clearance price.
The most I paid was $6.50 for a pair of suede shoes for LOML. The least I paid was $1 for a pair of shorts.
This entire lot pictured below is worth, at full retail price without tax, $130.50.
Guess what I paid? Guess.
Seriously, play along here. Guess.
No to that, too.
How's that for shopping? It's a pair of shorts, a skort, a skirt, 2 shirts, a tank top, a summer sweater tank and two pairs of shoes.
Yeah, I rock.