List Thingie

1. I've come to realize that my butt: is still on the backside of me.

2. I've come to realize that when I talk: my mother doesn’t listen.

3. I've come to realize that, if I love someone (not family): they must be practically family.

4. I've come to realize that I need: more time and more money.

5. I've come to realize that I've lost: too much alone time with my daughter.

6. I've come to realize that I hate it when: people talk about things they know nothing about.

7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk: I must be having a bad day/week/month/year. I rarely get drunk. Buzzed, yes, drunk, no.

8. I've come to realize that money: is something I’m constantly in need of.

9. I've come to realize that: I’m happier living in the country than the city even though I have a lot less stuff/money/anonymity.

10. I've come to realize that I'll always be: Light of my life’s mom, no matter what (and I'm happy about that).

11. I've come to realize that I have a crush on: Johnny Depp.

12. I've come to realize that the last time I cried was: when my cat was sick (at the end of December).

13. I've come to realize that my cell phone is: something I have to have but something I don’t want to have to have.

14. I've come to realize that when I wake up in the morning: I forgot to make light of my life’s lunch the night before (yes, I do this about 90% of the time).

15. I've come to realize that before I go to sleep at night I: need to make light of my life’s lunch but I don’t want to get out of the bed to do it.

16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking about: how to pretend I am working.

18. I've come to realize that when I get on Facebook…can’t answer this one as I don’t know what Facebook is.

19. I've come to realize that today I will: eat leftover smoked mozerella pasta and broccoli crunch salad from Whole Foods.

20. I've come to realize that tonight I will: get to watch yet another season of Survivor and I will be rooting for Ozzie the whole way.

21. I've come to realize that tomorrow I will: going to work, yet again.

22. I've come to realize that I really want to: work at Disney World again.

23. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to repost this is: Who knows.

24. I've come to realize relationships: are comforting.

25. I've come to realize love: is best when it’s coming from a child.

26. I've come to realize my best guy friend(s): are funny and surprisingly thoughtful.

27. I've come to realize my best girl friend: is just that….the best.

28. I've come to realize food: is delicious and tasty and yummy and…….(insert positive descriptive word here).

29. I've come to realize, when I'm a girlfriend I: am more helpful.

30. I've come to realize girls/boys: are very different.

31. I've come to realize over the summer: that I hate the humidity that comes with living in the south.

32. I've come to realize heartbreak: can make you stronger.

Yes, I'm aware there is no #17.

Later,

Mama Dawg