How Much Would You Sell Me For?

About a year ago, light of my life, my mom and I were in the car driving somewhere.

Light of my life spoke up completely out of the blue and asked "How much would you sell me for?".

I answered her "I would never sell you. You're priceless".

She asked me again and I gave the same answer. She kept pestering me and pestering me with this question.

In exasperation, I finally and loudly exclaimed "25 billion, kajillion, million, zazillion dollars".

It got quiet in the back and she then said, "I can't believe you would sell me, I thought I was priceless". And then she started laughing.

Smart ass.

Later,

Mama Dawg