Friday, November 13, 2009

Dear So and So

Dear Me,

You can tell how much you've adapted to living in the country when you find yourself showering with a dog skull in the tub with you and you don't even bat an eye.

Scratching Head in Wonderment,

Me


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Dear Current Job,

Today is my last day with you. You've been........interesting to say the least. I'll miss all of the weird and wacky conversations my co-workers have had that they don't know I've been privy to since I've always got my earbuds in. Yeah, I don't keep the volume up THAT high on my iPod. I've heard EVERYTHING!!!! Mwah, hah, hah, hah, hah!!!!!

Sayonara,

Me


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Dear New Job,

Thank you for being 15 minutes away from my house instead of the 2 hour round trip drive I do every day with my soon to be former job.

Thank you for giving me 2 weeks off at Christmas...WITH pay.

Just.....thanks.....in general.

I hope we'll get along!

See you Monday at 8 a.m.,

Me


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Dear Sonic Breakfast Burrito,

Thank you for being so yummy.

Love,

My stomach and taste buds


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Dear Mom,

Next time you want to buy me a breakfast burrito from Sonic to take to work the next morning, I'll just take a junior one. The regular ones are too big (that's what she said!).

Thanks mommy!

Love,

Me


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Dear Last Day of Work,

Please don't be one of those LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG days.

Grateful in Advance,

Me


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Dear iPod,

Thank you so much for playing my songs this morning in the most random order I've ever experienced.

Here's a sampling:

Bloody Valentine-Good Charlotte
Buttons-Pussycat Dolls
Teddy Bear-Elvis Presley
It's Still Rock and Roll-Billy Joel
Come On and Dance-Steve Miller Band
Woman-Maroon 5
Manic Monday-The Bangles
Banana Boat Song-Harry Belafonte
I'm in Love with a Stripper-T-Pain

You rock,

Me


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Dear So and So...

Later,

15 really cool people who give a rat's patootie:

Jaden Paige

haha, love this one! Good luck at the new job... I get paid time off from Xmas Eve- Day after New Year's also, and it ROCKS. You are going to be in lurrrve. lol ;) Have a great weekend!

Middle Aged Woman

New job! That's awesome! Think of the time, miles, and gas money you'll save! It will be like getting a raise!

Joanie M

I want a job that gives me 2 weeks off with pay!!

Jess

Ohhhhhhhhhhh good luck in your new jobypoo!!! How exciting!!!!!

Pseudonymous High School Teacher

I did not know about your new job Mama. Big CONGRATS!!!

Two extra hours a day is awesome.

Cocotte

Awesome about the new job!!! Good luck!

Captain Dumbass

Nice Dear So & So, MD, and congrats on the new job! That close to home? Awesome.

Joanne

Not asking about the skull.

Congrats on the new job - YAY!! That new commute just ROCKS!!!

Alix

Hi Mama Dawg,

Just popped in from Kat's to read your Dear So and So's. They're brilliant madame. Writing to your current job and your new job? And your co-worker? Brave! All that was missing was the sayonara letter to your boss... now that would probably be very interesting. We all know how bosses can be.

And yes, your song shuffle was certainly unique... Pussycat Dolls, Harry Belafonte and T-Pain! That made me squeal!

Well done So and So's. I'll be back!

Anndi

Congrats on the new job! Sounds like life is good.

Cristin

Hooray for new job!!!

Kat

It is about time you got a new job! Those girls at work were weird ;)

Jaymie

Ok, showering with dog skulls? New Job? You're one for secrets!!!!

Gill - That British Woman

that was funny, the one where you can hear what your co-workers are saying!!!

Good luck in your new job.

Gill in Canada

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy

yay, good luck on the new job!

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