Monday, August 17, 2009

Who Would You Do?

Hello and welcome again to yet another edition of "Who Would You Do?" (book by Susan Segrest), the wildly disgusting (and sometimes titillating) Monday morning game brought to you by yours truly.....Mama Dawg.

I went with a tennis theme this Monday morning. Why? Cause that's the page I turned to and I'm too lazy to flip the pages to look for something better.

You're welcome.

Here we go:

You’re the ump at a pro tennis tournament and Pete Sampras, Andre Agassi and John McEnroe have all been very, very bad boys on the court. In order to get to the semifinals they must prove to you just how sorry they are. Who do you start with?

Ladies (and some gentlemen), do you know how hard it is to find a hot picture of Pete Sampras? Most pics have his mouth in funny positions and not in a good way.

I couldn't decide if I should do a pic from the shaggy mullet days or post-shaggy mullet days. Since I like baldies, I went with post.

Know what's even harder to find than a hot picture of Pete Sampras? A picture of John McEnroe with his mouth CLOSED.

As usual:

*Editor's Note---You HAVE to pick one of the choices. Even if you're a guy and the only choices are guys...same for girls...believe me, there are lots where it's only girls to choose from.

How was your weekend? Do anything exciting?


Mama Dawg

18 really cool people who give a rat's patootie:


No way with McEnroe. I think he wouldn't stop talking long enough. So it's Sampras for me.

Great logic, yes?


I am totally going for Andre!

Captain Dumbass

I'll go with Agassi since we have the same hair.

Trooper Thorn

Not that I "swing" my raquet that way, but I'd have to pick Jonny Mac, because afterwards, we could go out and make all sort of bad decisions.

Middle Aged Woman

Andre Agassi, yum! Love a guy with no hair!


andre agassi used to be hot when he had hair imo. i guess i'd have to pick him. he's the best of the worst! lol

Jaden Paige

Definitely Agassi... But bald for sure. I'm not down with shaggy mullets ;)


There's something about John McEnroe that I dig. I'm also the only gal who likes Sean Penn. McEnroe for me!

Melanie D

I'll go for Andre! little disturbing that I keep ending up picking the same people as my brother.....


Andre all the way. I used to have the biggest crush on him.


Andre please.

Swirl Girl

Pete first, Andre next...john could be the line judge.


I guess I'd have to say Pete Sampras, as long as he brought along any or all of his... lady friends.

Ms. Partly Cloudy

Agassi. But I get him before my Mum does. 'Cause this bitch don't do sloppy seconds.

Pseudonymous High School Teacher

The bald one.

Jane not Plain

Oh, Andre in a heartbeat. But Andy Roddick would be my first choice. Pete is hot on the court, but yea, hard to find a sexy pic of him. I would leave John to himself. Ew.

Jane not Plain

Oh, and in case you are interested, here is my homage to Andy:


I don't know why, but McEnroe. Is that weird???

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